🥼This Week in Spain: Run, Yolanda, Run
Also: Ayuso talks, Shakira throws shade, and Barça scandal continues.
By @IanMount and @AdrianBono | April 5, 2023 | Madrid
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The electoral race is heating up
🗳️ Yolanda Díaz is Running for Prime Minister
What happened? Second Deputy Prime Minister (and Labor Minister) Yolanda Díaz, a progressive coalition ally of Pedro Sánchez, announced on Sunday that she’s running for president of the Spanish government. The news surprised no one, as she has been expected to throw her hat in the ring for quite some time now.
Díaz made the announcement before some 3,000 people during a political rally in Madrid organized by her leftist electoral platform Sumar.
She said she intends to be Spain’s “first female Prime Minister”, which means she will be theoretically running against incumbent Sánchez (PSOE). Really, she will be running to be the junior coalition partner to Sánchez, who is hoping to be reelected in the general elections scheduled to take place at the end of the year.
Díaz was joined by feminist leaders and representatives of the LGBT community, members of the Communist party—to which Díaz belongs—and the mayors of Barcelona and Valencia, Ada Colau and Joan Ribó respectively.
She was NOT joined by any top Podemos leaders (more on that next).
Why should I care? The announcement points to a reordered and at least temporarily fragmented left (Díaz is positioned to the left of PSOE). Notably absent from the rally were far-left Podemos’ Equality Minister Irene Montero and Social Rights Minister Ione Belarra, who stayed away after Díaz wouldn’t agree to Podemos’s push for Sumar to have open primaries (which Podemos, because of its larger size, would likely win).
We still don’t know if Podemos will join Sumar to form a coalition. A unified far left would likely have better election results, and thereby boost Pedro Sánchez’s odds of repeating his coalition and continuing in power.
Sánchez and the PSOE are betting on Díaz to lead this far-left coalition because she is the highest rated politician in Spain. According to a recent poll by the Center for Sociological Studies, Díaz’s approval rate is the highest in the country with 4.89 out of 10 (she is followed by Sánchez with 4.41).
Podemos is less appealing. Several recent controversies have strained Sánchez’s relationship with them—namely the fiasco of the “only yes means yes” sexual abuse law, the Podemos-led legislative amendment that unintentionally allowed over 700 convicted sex offenders to have their sentences reduced. Sánchez’s people have played up Sumar—for them, the best outcome would be for Podemos to melt into Sumar and keep quiet. Which feels rather unlikely.
Diáz’s decision to fly solo has embittered former Deputy Prime Minister and Podemos leader Pablo Iglesias, who anointed her as his successor. They grew apart over her increasing ambitions, as well as issues such as her support for sending weapons to Ukraine. Iglesias is not going away quietly.
Still, Sumar’s launch was choreographed and theatrically positive. But it wasn’t all smooth. TikTok content creator Helio Roque spoke, and managed to offend the entire political spectrum.
Roque, who is 20, is well known on TikTok for creating popular videos about urban mobility or Eurovision. He was brought in because, let’s face it, all politicians need Gen Zers. In the last few weeks, however, he started getting political and has said he likes Díaz.
In his speech during the event, he criticized those who call young people snowflakes and then said: “If previous generations allowed all sorts of abuse or exploitation to happen…well…they should have put up a fight”.
His statement immediately ticked off people on both the right and left, who criticized him for ignoring the many struggles and social causes people took up in the past. Roque later posted an online video apology, explaining that nerves got the best of him and that what he meant to say was that in with his generation “some problems are more evident than they were in the past.”
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💬 Five things to discuss at dinner parties this week:
1. 🤫 Ayuso would like to be PM too
Madrid regional governor Isabel Díaz Ayuso of the center-right PP declared her desire to run for prime minister, though of course she denied she was doing that. In a long ride-along interview—the first of any substance The Tapa has seen—El Mundo trailed Ayuso to Valencia and back. And she had a lot to say.
The PP politician sorta feels she owns Madrid: “I really have no rivals in Madrid, I compete against [PM Pedro] Sánchez.”
Her break with Vox in the Madrid assembly was because of “exhaustion” after the far-right party voted against the kind of laws they had approved in the past (like the budget and tax cuts): “They don’t have a clear political criteria...Vox is in the ‘no’ for the ‘no’, desperately.”
Ayuso thinks Pedro Sánchez “despises and attacks Madrid, because he’s given it up for lost.”
She blames Madrid’s bitter, months-long healthcare providers’ strike on “a lack of doctors, especially pediatricians, that will continue for a long time” in part because of a lack of medical schools—and not on a lack of investment from PP governments, as the healthcare unions suggested. There is plenty of blame to go around: In Spain, Madrid invests the lowest percentage in primary care, has the second-lowest ratio of primary care personnel/residents, and indeed is only ahead of Andalucía in per-capita spending. At the same time, national health funding has been stalled since the financial crisis, COVID battered the system, and older doctors are retiring and not being replaced. But anyway…we digress.
Now let’s go national. 🇪🇸
Ayuso is quite pleased she helped Pablo Iglesias out of politics by beating him in the regional governor’s race. “The fall of Iglesias shows that citizens do not allow themselves to be manipulated no matter how vulnerable their personal situation may be.”
And with that, cue the interview’s one moment of soaring campaign rhetoric. “When people do not have resources…what they want are opportunities to find employment, to run a business, so that their children can prosper, that they grow and access the opportunities that they did not have. I believe that the humblest people in Madrid are precisely the people who most need to hear messages of hope, desire, in favor of effort.”
Nuance? The socialists are dead to her: “The PSOE is completely destroyed. The PSOE doesn’t exist any more. ‘Sanchismo’ exists.”
About that run for the Moncloa? Insert not convincing denial: “I’m not contemplating it. Among other things because that would mean that things have gone wrong for us, and I only see the end of sanchismo.”
Bonus round: She wears lots of sunscreen because “I have Vitiligo.”
Ultimately, the interview had the feel of the statement of political ambition of someone who wanted to reach the top, but knew it wasn’t quite the time—yet—like Barack Obama’s speech at the 2004 DNC convention (albeit without his crazy articulateness).
2. 💔 Friendship lasts longer than love
Shakira closed her Barcelona chapter this week, several months after finalizing her divorce from (now former) Barça defender Gerard Piqué. After days of rumors, on Sunday eve she announced on Twitter her immediate move—with their two children—to Miami.
But the move was no calm departure. It was rather more in line with BZRP Music Sessions #53 (you know, “The Song” where Shakira compares Piqué’s new girlfriend to a Twingo and says real women don’t cry, they make bank).
First, Piqué’s father served Shakira with an eviction notice, acting as the administrator of the house she had shared with Piqué. It said she had to leave by April 30, according to La Vanguardia.
Then, Piqué appeared to disparage the origins of Shakira and her followers on a Twitch interview, where he said, “My ex-partner is Latin American and you don't know the hate that I have received on social networks from her followers.”
Shakira had long planned to move to Miami after Christmas with their kids Milan (9) and Sasha (7), according to the divorce agreement (which reportedly has them split all childcare costs and sell their Barcelona house), but the eviction and the interview made it all the more unpleasant.
Shakira used the departure message to sling a final few arrows and ironic shade at Piqué (as if that song didn’t).
“Thanks to everyone who surfed so many waves alongside me in Barcelona, the city where I learned that friendship lasts longer than love,” she wrote. “Thanks to my Spanish audience, who have always wrapped me with their love and loyalty.” (Unlike, say, you know who. 😱) Ouch!
3. ⚽ Barça’s referee nightmare is not about to end
FC Barcelona’s referee scandal—which involves the club paying the VP of the referees committee vast amounts of 💶 (for what is unknown)—took a dark turn in comments from Aleksander Čeferin, who heads Europe’s football association, UEFA.
"It is one of the most serious situations that I have seen in football," he said of the referee case in an interview with a paper in his native Slovenia.
UEFA is investigating Barça for a “possible legal breach” of its norms. Čeferin said he would not comment on the investigation because it was being handled by an independent disciplinary committee, but he added that he could say it was, “extremely serious.”
This could be very bad news for Barça because UEFA controls the purse strings. If they decided to punish the club by temporarily banning it from European competitions (i.e. the Champions League), it would be a big economic hit to a club also struggling with its finances.
Ominously, Čeferin warned that while La Liga’s statute of limitations meant that it could not punish FC Barcelona, UEFA has no such limit.
Sideshow moment: Barça called for La Liga boss Javier Tebas to resign after Barcelona newspaper La Vanguardia reported that he had provided false evidence to the investigation into the referee payments. Tebas responded that this was untrue and he’d been slandered. If past form holds, expect this latest round of the Tebas/Barça spat to come to nothing.
4.👸🏻 Queen Letizia (briefly) returns to her roots
Queen Letizia briefly returned to the TV show that (kind of) shot her to stardom. Informe Semanal is a weekly news show broadcast on TVE covering current affairs with a format similar to 60 Minutes in the U.S. Last week, the show celebrated its 50th anniversary (it’s the oldest TV show in Spain and the oldest with that format in Europe; its first episode aired on March 31, 1973)—and a very special guest was in charge of the opening congratulatory message on Saturday:
Before becoming Queen Letizia, Letizia Ortíz Rocasolano was a young journalist working for TVE—and in mid-2000 she was tasked with being the summer host of Informe Semanal. The rest is (quite literally) history.
In her prerecorded message to the show, Queen Letizia (now 50 years old too) harkened back to her past as a journalist and her brief stint as a TV host—and how it taught her the meaning of journalism.
“I was just a summer replacement over 20 years ago. I tip-toed through it, excited to be able to see up close that newsroom that journalism students dreamed of,” she said, adding that Informe Semanal “was and still is” a part of her life.
The royal family can be a divisive issue in Spain, but Letizia’s message was almost universally celebrated, with Twitter users praising her presence on screen.
5.🐣 Did I say daughter? I meant granddaughter
When the world zigs, Ana Obregón zags. Just days after Ana Obregón had a daughter (via surrogate) at the ripe young age of 68—and sparked a national debate about surrogate motherhood (which is illegal in Spain but all good in the U.S., where the child was born)—the actress tossed the already weird plot out the window.
Turns out that her new baby, Ana Sandra, is not actually her daughter…but her granddaughter. (Insert whiplash.) That’s right, little Ana is the daughter of her son Aless, who died three years ago after a long battle with cancer.
“This was Aless's last wish—to bring a child into the world,” Obregón told Hola! (whose likely payment for the exclusive story probably paid enough to cover the surrogacy).
Rumors of the (grand)parenthood had been swirling in the media for days, so this was more of a confirmation than news. But still…
🥁 5 Things to Do in Madrid This Weekend
Now that the Holy Weekend is here, we can finally a) eat fish, go to mass and take it easy while engaging in four days of contemplation, or b) behave like heathens and use the four-day vacation to eat, drink (responsibly) and have as much fun as possible.
Here are five awesome — and sometimes holy — things to do this weekend:
1. Torrijas for brunch, lunch & dinner
After spending some time in Spain, you probably know by now that torrijas are just like French toast (except not really since they are usually fried in olive oil, not butter). You also probably know that this sweet treat can be found popping up everywhere during Easter, alongside the chocolate bunnies and the hooded penitents (which, for like the millionth time, have no relation to the KKK). So for those of you staying in Madrid this weekend, why not indulge in one or 20 of them? Lucky for you, the third annual “Ruta de las Torrijas” is taking place this month, organized by Madrid’s City Hall and Cocina para Ti; 43 stores mostly located in Madrid Norte, Argüelles and Chamartín are participating in it. Click here for more information.
2. When in doubt, eat cod
Catholic tradition in Spain says you can’t eat meat on Friday (don’t look at us, we don’t make the rules). But at least you can eat fish. And not just any fish: cod or bacalao (aka “the star of Lent cooking”). So if you’re feeling religious this weekend, head over to Casa Suecia in downtown Madrid to get a taste of their highly popular Jornadas del Bacalao, where they add five delicious options to their menu. They are so good that we actually didn’t even bother translating them: croqueta cremosa de bacalao, soldaditos de pavía, lomos de bacalao a la portuguesa, bacalao a la riojana and tortilla de bacalao con cebolla. Ends on April 8 so hurry! Casa Suecia. Marques de Casa Riera 4, Planta Baja. From €8 to €20 per dish.
3. Head to Plaza Mayor for some Saetas Flamencas
If after the bacalao and torrijas you’re still in the mood for more religious experiences, it’s time go to Plaza Mayor for some saetas flamencas, a form of unaccompanied Andalusian religious song thought to date back to the 16th century. The twist here is that the performers will be singing from the balconies of the Casa de la Panadería (you know, this building) as the processions march below. Flamenco artists Fernanda Peña, Ángeles Toledano, Diego Amador Jr. and José El Berenjeno will be in charge of the performances, scheduled to start this Saturday evening. Saetas Flamencas. Casa de la Panadería, Plaza Mayor. Saturday April 8, 7 p.m. Free.
4. Say goodbye to Semana Santa with a Tamborrada
To bid adieu to the Semana Santa in style, go to Plaza Mayor (yes, again) on Sunday for a spectacular drum festival — the traditional tamborrada. Organized by the city of Madrid and the Real e Ilustre Congregación de Nuestra Señora de la Soledad y Desamparo, drummers congregate there on Sunday morning to mark the beginning of the end for the Catholic processions. Their journey starts at the plaza de Conde de Miranda and they are expected to arrive around 1 p.m. at Plaza Mayor. So sit in the sun, grab a tinto de verano in one of the nearby tourist traps restaurants and wait for them to give you the spectacle you deserve. Tamborrada. Plaza Mayor. Sunday April 9, 1 p.m. Free.
5. An option for the heathens: The F1 exhibit
FORMULA 1 The Exhibition is the first international exhibition in the history of F1 to showcase one of the sport's greatest stories. Expect 6 rooms of driver uniforms and helmets, engines, cars (obvs), the burnt-out chassis from Romain Grosjean's crash in Bahrain (less obvs), interactive exhibits, tons of video, F1 history, future technology (i.e. the car of 2050) and “spatial audio projection mapping.” We don’t know exactly what that last bit means, but it looks pretty cool. FORMULA 1 The Exhibition. IFEMA. Av. del Partenon, 5. Hall 1. Tuesdays to Sundays until June 16. Tickets start at €19,99. Click here to buy.
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